I bear witness before whatever gods there may or may not be, you just can't make this stuff up.
For the uninitiated, "DGU" stands for "defensive gun use." And to me, this is the best kind, and also the kind that doesn't tend to show up in the counts of same by the anti-gun folks: the kind where nobody gets shot.
At least, no one got shot with a FIREARM in this one.
More below the orange crack brillo.
